Cowboys invented the handlebar mustache so they'd always have somewhere to hang their hats. Save yourself the grooming time with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a one-night stay for two in a king whirlpool suite at AmericInn Lodge & Suites in Monona (up to a $149 value).
With an array of boredom-evading accommodations, AmericInn's king whirlpool suite is stocked with relaxing amenities to help forget the outside world. Guests can watch cable television with movie-channel access while they relax on the king bed or choreograph a wedding between the microwave and the mini fridge. A whirlpool jacuzzi bubbling in the bedroom beckons visitors to relax their ailing limbs, and a set of french doors reveals a separate sitting area in which guests can enjoy WiFi. In addition to the in-room amenities, AmericInn Lodge & Suites provides visitors with complimentary newspapers, free parking, laundry facilities, and a hot breakfast. An outdoor patio happily hosts fresh-air enthusiasts, and an indoor heated pool is an ideal spot for the annual Underwater Civil War Reenactors of America meeting.