Unfurnished hotels can ruin a trip, leaving you too wind-chapped and rabbit-bitten to fully appreciate Ohio's Largest Skateboard. Sleep sleekly with today's Groupon: for $44, you get a one-night stay in a double queen room at Amerik Suites Hotel, located behind Mall Del Norte (an $89.99 value).

Amerik Suites' double queen room comfortably fits six adults, ensconcing them within a chic interior proximal to a host of enticing diversions. Each room is guaranteed to be succubus-free, and each room features free WiFi, a 32" flat-screen TV, and many of the amenities of home. Guests can steep before sleep in the heated outdoor pool lined with cobbled stones and a 40-foot wide waterfall or arrive at a restful state of pliability faster with a tenure spent in the attached hot tub.

Those too restive to sleep can blow off excess energy at a nightly social hour before cajoling new friends into perusing nearby shopping and dining. A complimentary hot breakfast awaits all visitors come morning, and it can be enjoyed in the relaxing pearl-colored dining room, on the garden patio, or in the courtyard. Free shuttle service to or from the airport whisks travelers, fleeing conmen, and unawares wacky uncles swiftly off to their next location.