What You'll Get
Most people are not fortunate enough to be born with a birthmark in the shape of their favorite basketball player or band logo. Rectify nature’s mistake with today’s Groupon to Amillion Tattoos. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get $100 worth of tattoo services.
- For $85, you get $200 worth of tattoo services.
At Amillion Tattoos, artist Nate Haynes joins a talented staff of needle-wielders who emblazon striking permanent body art on customers. Instead of super-gluing laminated finger paintings to their backs, customers can acquire meaningful tats from Haynes within a clean and sanitary environment that’s decked out with ample wall displays of eclectic tattoo suggestions. Though the price of each tattoo varies according to design, detail, and syllable count, visitors can opt for a replica of their sorority or fraternity letters ($60–$75) or animate soaring primary colors with a 2-inch, three-color butterfly ($70–$80). A black-and-gray palm-size tattoo ($150–$200) makes a fitting addition to hand-size body parts, whereas an elaborate 9”x4” black-and-gray tattoo ($300–$600) or a full-color elbow-to-shoulder tat ($400–$800) makes sure you’ll never misplace your grocery list again.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts for the $100 option. Limit 1 per tattoo per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Valid only for tattoos. Valid only with Nate Haynes. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.