Most people are not fortunate enough to be born with a birthmark in the shape of their favorite basketball player or band logo. Rectify nature's mistake with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of tattoos or body piercings at Amillion Tattoos. Customers may combine up to two Groupons for tattoo work.

At Amillion Tattoos, visitors can obtain striking permanent body art and body piercings from a talented and experienced staff of artists in the medium of flesh-frescoes. Instead of super-gluing laminated finger paintings to their backs, customers can acquire meaningful tats within a clean and sanitary environment free of compost heaps. Though the price of each tattoo varies according to design, detail, and syllable count, visitors can opt for a 2”, three-color butterfly ($70–$80), a black and gray palm-sized tattoo ($150–$200), or go for the gusto with an elaborate 9”x4” full-color elbow-to-shoulder tat ($400–$800). Additionally, there’s no need to fool around with a staple gun at home, since the Amillion crew can precisely puncture you with high-quality piercings, including a gem nostril piercing ($55), a 10-gauge lip piercing ($66), or a 14- to 16-gauge eyebrow ring ($50). A surgical steel post is included with each piercing, and can be bumped up to bling for an additional fee.

In a pinch, a quality piercing serves as a convenient place to hang dry cleaning, while a tattoo makes sure you'll never misplace your grocery list again. The friendly staff at Amillion Tattoos makes sure each customer enjoys a memorable, comfortable experience and leaves with an attention-grabbing conversation piece for parties and Turkish bath houses. Give yourself something beautiful to hide at your next job interview with today's Groupon to Amillion Tattoos.

This Groupon is not valid for ear-lobe piercing.

Reviews

Amillion Tattoos has a five-star average from eight Yahoo! Locals and a four-star average from four Yelpers and Citysearchers:

• I came with my own design, but she made it even better. They quoted me an amount and the time it would take - both of which ended up being less than what they estimated. – hardtexasboy, Yahoo! Local
• It is also very private because they are in seperate rooms so you aren't out in the open for everyone else to see what's going on. – sat73, Citysearch