A good neighbor is eager to lend butter, keeps his pet vipers leashed, and maintains an excellent lawn. Be a good neighbor to your body, and keep your skin’s lawn well-groomed with today’s Groupon for Amoré Laser, located on West Anderson Lane. Choose from the following three options:

• Three laser hair-removal treatments (a $297–$398 value depending on the treatment area)
• Two spider-vein treatments (a $298 value)
• One skin rejuvenation treatment (a $275 value)

Amoré Laser is a full-service light-saber salon that uses the FDA-approved Candela GentleYAG and GentleLASE lasers to safely treat all skin types. Opt from a variety of treatment options, including laser hair removal—which is an effective way to eliminate unwanted hair permanently and far more convenient than dyeing every strand flesh-colored. Women can choose to receive three basic bikini (may upgrade to Brazilian for an additional $25 per treatment), chin and lip (may upgrade to a full-face treatment for an additional $25 per treatment), or underarm laser hair-removal treatments, or choose to receive three half-leg treatments for an additional $75 per treatment. Men can choose between three nape-of-the-neck or front-of-the-neck (below the jaw line) treatments (may upgrade to full beard for an additional $25 per treatment), two shoulder treatments, two chest treatments, three lower back treatments, or three stomach treatments (men may upgrade to a full-back package or a chest and abs package for an additional $75 at the time of each treatment).

But Amoré’s lasers are good for more than just vaporizing hairs and burning graffiti into the moon’s surface. You may opt to receive two spider-vein treatments or one skin-rejuvenation treatment. Spider veins on the face, nose, and legs are often vanquished after just a single treatment; watch them vanish on Amoré’s website here. Similar to the best-face-forward results that spider-vein removal offers, skin rejuvenation is one of the only cosmetic procedures that can treat vascular redness, rosacea, sun damage, and discoloration on the face all at once with minimal discomfort and downtime.

Customers may combine two Groupons for double the surface renovation (perfect for laser hair removal, which usually requires five to seven treatments for permanent results), so say your see-ya-wouldn’t-wanna-be-yas to the hair and spider veins you’ve been accumulating since childhood, just like the Treasure Troll shelf that has caused so many neon nightmares.

Reviews

Citing strong customer service and real results, Citysearchers give Amoré Laser a perfect five stars: > * Great staff, fast procedure, and Iove the cool laser as there is absolutely no pain! SO happy with the results! – ybu2000 > * The people at Amore Laser are super friendly, competent, willing to work within a budget, and accommodating in terms of scheduling. I highly recommend checking them out. – Zebaaa