Without regular care, skin will begin to show the ravages of repeated pie strikes, attacks by hostile volleyballs, and nights spent accidentally sleeping on pet porcupines. Protect and pamper your pelt with today's Groupon to Amore Laser. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a choice of a chemical peel or microdermabrasion treatment (a $99 value).
• For $99, you get three microdermabrasion treatments (a $297 value).
For $179, you get six microdermabrasion treatments and a Revisions skin care sample kit (a $614 value).

Amore Laser's staff helps banish signs of aging on the face with microdermabrasion and chemical-peel sessions. Aestheticians practice epidermal archeology while removing layers of antiquated skin to unveil smooth, youthful layers as bright as King Tut's aerobics leotard. Amore Laser exclusively uses Dermaglow II Microderm machines to perform microdermabrasion sessions, which help expel dull outer layers of skin, increasing the potency of creams and facials as well as leaving the epidermis smoother for months at a time. Groupon customers who opt for the skin care kit option beautify visages with facial wash, sun screen, gentle buffing cream, facial scrub, and eye cream. Customers who receive the chemical peel option transform flesh with the help of glycolic or lactic acids, which slough away pesky cells to reduce the appearance of imperfections such as wrinkles, sun damage, acne, and misspelled tattoos.