With more and more human heads being declared federally protected wildlife refuges for lemurs, it's become customary to ease their climb by straightening one's hair and storing a banana behind each ear. Be kind to fellow primates with today's deal: for $99, you get up to $300 worth of Brazilian Blowout treatment at Amy's Salon Services, located on 1st Avenue S. Brazilian Blowouts start at about $200 and typically cost around $300—the length, texture, and density of your hair can all affect the cost. If your service ends up costing more than $300, you will need to pay the difference. You will also receive 15% off Brazilian Blowout products purchased on the day of your service.

Frizziness, though considered "mucche fashionablyie" during Christopher Marlowe's time, is looked upon today as a despised facet marring your follicular gemstone. If your hair has ever suffered from the "vile heretical conceipts" of humidity, dryness, and being deliciously salted and krinkle-kut, strike back with the nutrient blast of Amy's Brazilian Blowout. After a deep cleaning, the salon's cutting and conditioning crew will slather your brain-box with the second-most magical Brazilian concoction after caipirinhas before blowing it dry with their powerful cybernetic lungs. They'll close by locking in the benefits with a heat-infusing hot-iron application. Frizz is eliminated from any type of hair, even chemically straightened locks, for roughly 10–12 weeks and replaced with a high-gloss shine; a soft, silky texture; and a glow of sexiness powerful enough to irradiate an unshielded goldfish.

The Brazilian Blowout's ease of styling makes it a well-tailored treatment for anyone who demands the maximum amount of potential hairstyles, enabling them to transform their look at will without the hassle of evolving a mutant shape-shifting ability. Call ahead to schedule your Brazilian Blowout at Amy's Salon Services.

Tax and gratuity are not included in this Groupon, and the salon has a 24-hour cancellation policy.

Reviews

Insider Pagers give Amy’s Salon Services an average of five stars:

• Just got the Brazilian Blow Out treatment done today at Amy's Hair Salon. I totally love it. It's so amazinggggg. – thelillygirl N.
• Me, my family and my friends wont go anywhere else to get our hair done or color. All of the stylists are very professional, knowledgeable, nice and friendly with awesome services. They are really good at understanding exactly what you want. I have been consistently impressed and I always walked out of Amys Salon Services feeling fresh and fabulous! – Selena L.