What You'll Get
With more and more human heads being declared federally protected wildlife refuges for lemurs, it's become customary to ease their climb by straightening one's hair and storing a banana behind each ear. Be kind to fellow primates with today's Groupon: for $99, you get $300 toward a Brazilian Blowout, Anti-Frizz by Yuko, or Zerran Reallisse Natural Hair Smoothing treatment at Amy's Salon Services. All three treatments start at about $200 and typically cost around $300 depending on the length, texture, and density of the hair. If your service costs more than $300, you will need to pay the difference. Customers also receive 15 percent off necessary hair-straightening aftercare products purchased on the day of the service.
At Amy's Salon Services, skilled scissor wielders rescue hair from the ravages of humidity or dryness with smoothing and straightening treatments, including the nutrient blast of Amy's Brazilian Blowout. After a deep cleaning, the salon's cutting-and-conditioning crew slathers brain cabinets with the second-most magical Brazilian concoction after caipirinhas before blowing it dry with their powerful cybernetic lungs. They close by locking in the benefits with a heat-infusing hot-iron application. Frizz is eliminated from any type of hair, even chemically straightened locks, for roughly 10–12 weeks and replaced with a high-gloss shine; a soft, silky texture; and a glow of sexiness powerful enough to irradiate an unshielded goldfish.
Amy's also tames curls with vegan-friendly formulas that shun harsh chemicals more effectively than a caddie hazmat suit. The 90-minute Anti-Frizz by Yuko hair-straightening treatment, which lasts up to three months, transforms uncontrollable organic wigs into sleek, sheeny hair, more docile and manageable than a robotic kitten. A blend of wheat, corn, and oat proteins, the Zerran Reallisse Natural Hair Smoothing treatment relaxes curls for two to four months. Call ahead to schedule a treatment.
Tax and gratuity are not included in this Groupon, and the salon has a 24-hour cancellation policy.
Some Brazilian Blowout products include the carcinogen formaldehyde, which may cause nosebleeds, headaches, vomiting, and respiratory problems, among other side effects. Learn more about the health risks here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24 hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply at appointment. Extra fee for very long or curly hair. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.