Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal sessions (up to an $800 value) at An Institute of Laser Hair Removal and Laser Therapy in Pembroke Pines. Areas available for treatment include: upper lip, chin, side burns, ears, nose, cheeks, forehead, eyebrow, front of neck, back of neck, areola, underarms, hands, fingers, and bikini lines.

The institute’s certified skin technicians permanently evict errant epidermis with a beam of specialized light. Because the treatment targets many hairs at once, the service is short, taking only about two minutes for underarms and less than 10 seconds for an upper lip. A computer-guided system calibrates the laser for the optimum pattern for your skin type, targeting each hair to safely remove it. To clear-cut a primeval follicle forest and open up a smooth subdivision of skin, it generally takes five to six treatments over six to eight week intervals.

The patient and any other person responsible for payment has a right to refuse to pay, cancel payment, or be reimbursed for payment for any other service, examination, or treatment that is performed as a result of and within 72 hours of responding to the advertisement for the free, discounted free, or reduced fee service, examination, or treatment.