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February 12, 2012
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What You'll Get
Massages were invented by cavemen as a response to high-stress mastodon chases and anxiety over the inability to pronounce "quinoa." Counter the worries of the present day with today’s Groupon to Anahata Massage Tx. Choose from the following options:
• $37 for a deep-relaxation massage with therapeutic focus (a $75 value).
• $42 for deep-tissue bodywork and a sports massage using stones (an $85 value).
• $47 for an anti-cellulite massage (a $95 value).
• $72 for an Ayurvedic massage with sacred stones (a $145 value).
During each massage, massage therapist Lindi Edge manipulates muscles to discharge toxins and reduce stress, bolstered by essential oils and jojoba and castor oil. A 60-minute deep-relaxation massage or deep-tissue bodywork with sports massage eases tension and the faces of Eugene Levy back tattoos. During the hour-long anti-cellulite massage, Edge’s special attention to the blood and lymphatic circulation in skin’s subcutaneous layer smooth out errant cell-and-tissue clusters and convince them to relax. For the 75-minute Ayurvedic massage, Edge uses sacred stones in a course of treatment that includes crystal therapy, chakra balancing, and energy healing, all of which encourage overall well-being.
Hominids of all ages wrestling with stress, injury, stiffness, and other complaints find benefits in the soothing processes, which spur energy and flexibility, promote lung-filling breaths, and encourage optimal digestion of waffle stacks. Clients have experienced various natural responses during holistic therapies, including sleepiness, warmth, tingling, and the desire to reorganize the world’s closets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.