Breaking bread is a bonding experience, encouraging new friendships and testing the strength of communal sledgehammers. Swing into sustenance with today's Groupon: for $28, you get a champagne brunch for two at the Anaheim Hills Golf Course Clubhouse (a $56 value).

Like a paperweight resting on a pile of love letters, this golf-course clubhouse nurtures romance while holding down the verdant, undulating Anaheim Hills. Sunday-brunch companions can clink chalices of champagne and scan a spread of delicacies from across the globe, including breakfast beloveds, such as eggs Benedict and belgian waffles, and cooked-to-order pastas and omelets. Alaskan king-crab legs preside over distinguished fleets of norwegian smoked salmon and jumbo shrimp as insubordinate oysters pile into half shells for a wild ride down tempestuous throat slides. Succulent cuts of carved-to-order prime rib and honey-cured ham sate carnivorous noshers, and blazing plates of bananas flambé employ heat to help finish off feasts, much like how flat-irons finish off hairdos and toaster ovens finish off plastic forks.

Diners can bite to the beats of a live jazz duo, or air trumpet along between sips of fresh coffee, herbal tea, or bubbly. Scenic views of the golf course enhance weekend feasts, helping patrons relax, connect with nature, and determine whether there are resident elephants or it's time for eye exams.