Your face is your personal billboard; if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today’s Groupon to Ana’s Secret Salon. Choose between the following options:

• For $50, you get a 75-minute European facial (a $100 value).
• For $69, you get a 75-minute European facial and a paraffin-wax treatment for the hands and feet (a $145 value).<p>

Ana’s Secret Salon’s aestheticians smooth visages with the skin-nourishing tonics of a European facial. Salon staffers lavish complexions with a selection of lotions and masks that work to improve skin’s hydration levels, correct sun damage, and turn thriving acne colonies into epidermal ghost towns, leaving skin glowing brighter than a flashlight family reunion. While faces soak in their selected creams, aestheticians augment the session’s relaxing vibes with the soothing pressure of a scalp, neck, and shoulder massage. Guests opting for the paraffin add-on dunk appendages into a vat of warm wax composed of natural emollients and essential oils—bereft of deleterious petroleum, artificial dyes, and synthetic fragrances—letting hands and feet steep in the skin-silkening vanilla concoction until they’re as moisture-filled as Poseidon’s tax returns. Upon leaving the salon’s cream-and-gold interior, guests can beamingly display the rays of a glowing complexion.