Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a dental package at Anchorage Midtown Dental Center (a $557 total value). The package includes:
- An oral exam (a $129 value)
- Teeth cleaning (a $129 value)
- A take-home teeth-whitening kit (a $299 value)
Led by dentist Dr. Guy Burk, the tooth cleaners at Anchorage Midtown Dental Center keep mouths spic-and-span with a suite of smile-maintaining services. The one- to two-hour visit starts with a comprehensive oral exam, noting plaquey buildups, probing for signs of gum disease, and taking souvenir pictures of Amelia Earhart–lookalike molars. Hygienists then gently remove deposits of stubbornly lodged tartar and clean away gum-irritating gunk, heading off future dental disasters. Before leaving, patients receive whitening trays for at-home use. The trays hold bleaching agents next to teeth during domestic rest and relaxation, leaving smiles bright enough to lure curious Cheshire cats into backyard traps.