In Hollywood, close-ups are reserved for actors with either striking good looks or rectangular heads with a 1.85:1 aspect ratio. Boost your screen worthiness with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox at Andlos Institute in Sarasota (a $220 value).
Within the sleek, chandelier-lit Andlos Institute, Dr. Robert Carlson and his staff of beautification experts use Botox Cosmetic to pave the way to younger-looking mugs. During each approximately 15-minute procedure, a skin guru gently injects the purified Botox protein into unwanted facial lines, putting a halt to the muscle contractions that cause crinkling and insensitive smiling during sad movies. Clinicians can generally train 20 units to flatten mild to moderate pleats between the brows or outside of the eyes (crow’s-feet), although outcome varies from person to person depending on wrinkle severity. Because Botox procedures require little downtime, patients can commence plans to rescue kittens from trees on live TV posthaste. Results can last for up to four months, keeping adults disguised as teenagers long enough for them to star in a high-school musical.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
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