The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon to Anew Start Rejuvenation Center. Choose between two options:
- For $29, you get two foot baths (an $80 value).
- For $29, you get three sauna sessions (a $60 value).
At Anew Start Rejuvenation Center, owner Julie Dickson wields her physiotherapy expertise to devise detoxifying treatments aimed at rejuvenating weary bodies and soothing frayed minds. Thirty-minute sauna sessions invite clients to lounge in a warm, wood-panelled sauna, diminishing aches, pains, and needy snowmen. Sauna treatments can enhance circulation, lower blood pressure, and purify skin. As toxins melt into neutralized puddles, regale ears with soothing tunes from the in-sauna CD player, then rinse off in Anew Start's private shower.
The ionic detoxifying foot bath, meanwhile, treats pavement pounders to a relaxing, noninvasive soak. Clients recline in a commodious massage chair, enjoying complimentary beverage and a mini foot massage as the warm bath evicts freeloading toxins from the body. Baths last 30 minutes, ample time to recite the script to Degrassi's series finale.
Anew Start Rejuvenation Center
There was a time when physiotherapist Julie Dickson was skeptical of holistic treatments. Now, she happily rehashes her journey into alternative wellness therapies to those who visit her at Anew Start Rejuvenation Center, stressing medical research and the noticeable results she sees in her clients. Julie slips across the caramel-hued wood floors among plush armchairs and wrought-iron curlicues, consulting with patients and drawing upon a specialization in geriatrics and orthopaedics. With the bubbles in footbaths purring a baritone song, guests at private parties celebrate while reaping the benefits of detoxification. Patrons amble toward private showers or surprise parties for orcas to clean off after vibration therapy and trips to the infrared sauna.