Relaxation is one of the elemental forces that keeps human bodies alive, alongside air, water, fire, and anti-fire. Ease into your element with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a whole-body vibration-training session, a detoxifying foot bath, and a far infrared sauna session at Anew Start Rejuvenation Center, located in Liberty Lake (an $80 value). The entire spa package takes about two hours.
Anew Start aims to extract the toxins absorbed in everyday life through an assortment of purifying services that rejuvenates bodies and revivifies immune systems. The 10-minute whole-body vibration training uses a specially designed machine set at multiple frequency vibrations to continuously stimulate the body, skin, and subcutaneous tissue, easily exercising muscles into well-defined opposite-sex catchers. A hydrotherapy device used in the noninvasive detoxifying foot bath creates a mother-approved black hole for drawing toxins through plantar appendages. The far infrared sauna is set at a temperature about 60 to 80 degrees cooler than a conventional sauna and eradicates evil body dwellers up to 10 times more effectively than the conventional sauna. All of the treatments in this package work to improve metabolism and blood circulation and also shed stress, joint pain, and the lyrics to 80s power ballads that loop through most heads.
Anew Start Rejuvenation Center's modern interior is cloaked in a natural color scheme with beige walls and brown floors, creating an aura of relaxation paralleled only by the voices of NPR. The spa also features a loyalty program for foot baths and sauna sessions, great for those looking to regularly exorcise toxins from their temples.