Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep your cover with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a weight-loss-wrap treatment at Ange de La Mer Salon & Spa in Golden (a $145 value).
Ange de La Mer provides patrons with a bevy of health and beauty services, from spa pedicures to hair styling and spa packages. The Sudatonic weight-loss-wrap treatment uses infrared technology to help modern-day mummies to increase their metabolism, wicking away cliques of calories, multiple inches, and body-dwelling ghosts in one 60-minute session. Wraps may also help to decrease body fat, smooth out the appearance of cellulite, and rid the body of harmful toxins, leaving plenty of space for good toxins that lead to superhuman strength and college degrees.
Ange de La Mer Spa
Ange de La Mer Spa promotes whole-body health through holistic treatments that clear cluttered bodies and minds. The licensed massage therapists and aestheticians comfort patients throughout the duration of their detoxifying services with attentive care. Patients can be hydrated and soothed with body wraps, salt scrubs, and massages, or cleared of internal toxins with colon hydrotherapies. Custom facial treatments restore the best qualities of youthful countenances and chase acne off the face and back into high-school yearbook photos.
11750 Colfax Ave.
Lakewood, Colorado 80215