While a horse's teeth tell a trained eye everything about the animal, a human's teeth refuse to tell dentists anything without a lawyer present. Get to the root of the matter with today's Groupon for dental services at Angel Dental Care, valid at both the Annapolis and the Catonsville locations. Choose between the following options:
• For $179, you get Zoom! teeth whitening (a $399 value).
• For $49, you get a dental exam, x-rays, and cleaning (up to a $190 value).
At Angel Dental Care, Dr. Mohammed S. Warshanna and a squadron of dental professionals promote oral health through cleaning, exams, and smile-improvement services. In a 30- to 45-minute appointment, one of the skilled tooth-smiths examines mouth cages for signs of decay or disease, before administering an x-ray that can be used as a decoration during the office Halloween party. The gentle dental pro then cleans the mouth cave, removing plaque and tartar while the client relaxes to the sounds of music or the eyeball-soothing presence of Donald Trump's hair on the in-office TV.
Clients can have their enamel fences whitewashed with Zoom! teeth whitening, a procedure that harnesses the power of hydrogen-peroxide gel and an ultraviolet lamp to whiten teeth an average of up to eight shades. The dental doyen coats cuspids with a stain-blasting gel in three 20-minute intervals, before an ultraviolet lamp activates the concoction's ingredients to erase merlot murals or beet-colored tooth tattoos. Finally, the dental associate snaps a before-and-after photo to capture the toothy transformation from lackluster to pearly.