Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal sessions at Angelo Laser Center in the Waterford Wellness Spa on South Bryant Boulevard (up to a $600 value). Choose from five different treatment areas, including lip, chin, sideburns, hands ($75 per treatment), or underarms ($200 per treatment). All three treatments must be on the same area.

Among the first clinics in west Texas to offer laser hair removal, Angelo Laser Center boasts an experienced squad of aestheticians adept at melting away unwanted wisps with the gentle heat of an IPL laser. Skin experiences minimal discomfort as noninvasive pulses of light detach the body from its bristly moorings, letting it drift smoothly away while avoiding future follicular binds. Small treatment areas such as lips, hands, and underarms spend as little as 10 minutes under the laser, and larger areas usually demand less than a half hour. Several cooling methods work in tandem to create a skinscaping experience more comfortable than traditional waxing or electrolysis. Unlike waxing and noogies, laser therapy works in the absence of hair, ensuring a ceaselessly silky veneer.

The treatment doesn't work with all hair tones and drummers of hair bands, so call ahead to schedule a free consultation. While this Groupon is good for three laser-therapy sessions, up to six sessions may be necessary to see full results.