Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with today's Groupon: for $25, you get equipment rental for two people plus 500 paintballs at Angelo Paintball (a $50 value).
Angelo Paintball facilitates the stress-relieving, adrenaline-pumping, and teamwork-promoting benefits of paintball inside well-appointed facilities. Well aware of the soul-crushing ennui that accompanies paintball played inside empty gymnasiums, Angelo Paintball provides eight different playing fields filled with trenches, forts, and bunkers to help gamers let loose and practice their stealth techniques in a challenging variety of scenarios. Paint-splattered participants are asked to wear loose-fitting clothing, a hat, and comfortable running shoes that can get dirty or colorfully made over. Equipment rental includes facemasks and goggles to cover heads while hands clutch a fully equipped paintball gun and hearts fill with the courage required to stand laughing in the face of 500 flying paintballs. Smaller paintball guns with one third of the impact of regular paintball guns are also available for children eight and up. Friends are welcome to combine Groupons for a large outing, but Angelo Paintball requires reservations for parties of six or more.