Denied routine cleanings, carpets will retaliate against owners by slinking away to pursue their dreams of becoming of a field tarp. Protect yourself against fickle furniture with today's Groupon: for $60, you get $120 worth of carpet, rug, or upholstery cleaning from Angelo's FabriClean.

Angelo's fabric technicians exercise environmentally friendly strategies to purge furniture and floor coverings of stubborn stains, accenting the service with complimentary pickup and delivery for area rugs. Clients can summon the cleaning team to scour wall-to-wall carpets (excluding wool) up to 500 square feet and extract blemishes from high-traffic areas with truck-mounted and mobile pressure-steam equipment and a rejuvenating youth facial. Oriental, Persian, and flucatti area rugs (excluding silk) up to 6'x8' also shed their lint collections and pet dander as Angelo's shampoo crew administers natural products to release the debris. In addition to nursing floor rugs back to health, the professional cleaners specialize in restoring upholstered furniture and proud owners can enlist Angelo's delicate cleansing methods to refurbish one three-seat sofa, one love seat, or two chairs. Customers can also indulge patio furniture with fabric baths to apologize for standing up to territorial dogs.