Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $125, you get an overnight package (up to a $248.75 total value) at Angel’s Nest Bed and Breakfast in Weatherford. The package includes:

• A one-night stay in the room of your choice (up to a $199 value)
• Chocolate-covered strawberries and a non-alcoholic beverage (a $49.75 value)

Situated on the highest hill in Parker County, the opulent 114-year-old historic Angel’s Nest treats guests to unparalleled views alongside a host of luxurious amenities including a full hot breakfast delivered to their door. Browse 10 light-filled bedrooms, each richly and uniquely decorated, allowing guests to coordinate outfits to match bedspreads. Temporary tenants can enjoy a luxurious private bath before cozying up in a sumptuous bathrobe to enjoy their fresh strawberries as they sprawl comfortably across a king-sized bed. Two rooms boast bedside fireplaces to fuel the swapping of romantic scary stories, and guests in all rooms can exchange amorous glances in the glow of large flat-screen televisions. Six rooms open out onto furnished balconies with a view of the lush grounds, and seven rooms tempt boarders with bubbling jacuzzi tubs perfect for seating two to eight people or brewing up very large vats of tea.