Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of handmade soaps and bodycare products from Anhydrus, redeemable online.
Anhydrus's soap savants blend together natural glycerin, oils, butters, and botanicals to craft water-free body-cleansing products. Parched pores rehydrate when acquainted with the glycerin goodies hiding in handcrafted soaps. Coffee silk soap ($7) treats noses to the aromas of orange essential oils and dispenses coffee grounds to exfoliate away the skin's out-of-date wallpaper. Lavender lotion sticks ($11) slip easily into pockets, and bathtubs bubble once hit with a summer-citrus bath fizz ($9). A cocoa mask ($6) evens out dry, oily, and permanent-marker-ridden skin, and lip balm ($3.50) skates across chapped kissers to refresh with vitamin E in a choice of three flavors. Anhydrus's products can last up to six months with proper storage and the love of a good woman.