Like societies of shipwrecked elementary-schoolers, stomachs cannot police themselves. Keep internal organs in order with today’s Groupon: for $129, you get an initial medical-weight-loss visit at Anista Westchase, LLC (a $350 value). The visit includes:
- An initial medical consultation.
- A diet plan.
- Comprehensive lab testing.
- An EKG.
- A vitamin B-12 injection.
- Prescription for medication, which may include prescription appetite suppressants (if medically indicated).
Anista Westchase’s staff, led by a former physician for the Toronto Blue Jays, brings weight-loss goals within reach with customized and medically managed weight-loss programs. In the initial visit, weight-loss experts consult with clients to determine goals and the best course of treatment. Comprehensive lab testing, an EKG, and a quiz on converting calories to joules help the staff personalize a body-slimming plan for each client. A vitamin B-12 injection aims to quicken lagging metabolic systems, and a food plan starts healthy diets out on the right foot. If deemed medically necessary and safe, prescription appetite suppressants quiet stomachs’ eternal rumblings and incessant requests to be rubbed.
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