Clothing keeps people warm and looking fashionable, but its most important duty is replenishing bellybutton lint. Keep navels stocked with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of women's designer apparel at Anne's on the Avenue in Tecumseh.

Patrons walk into Anne's storefront to survey handpicked women's fashion ensembles for casual, work, and special occasions from designers including Joseph Ribkoff and Spanner. Feet guide their attached limbs into pairs of one size fits all leggings ($30), perfect for pretending to kick open automatic doors, and reversible stretch tank tops ($30) pep up torsos with a choice of ten different colours. Earrings dangle from lobes ($20–$65), and stylish rings ($35–$65) slide onto to digits. Anne's style experts regularly parachute down from the shelves to help customers select fashionable and affordable pieces that enhance their key attributes. Events, such as the Frank Lyman Trunk Show, give customers the first peek at the upcoming season’s accessories.