What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $89, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on one of seven body areas at the Anti-Aging Centers of Connecticut, located in West Haven (up to an $885 value). Choose to defuzz one of the following areas: neck (a $195 value per treatment), regular bikini line (a $295 value per treatment), underarms (a $195 value per treatment), toes (a $100 value per treatment), feet (a $195 value per treatment), lip and chin (a $190 value per treatment), and sideburns (a $195 value per treatment). Blond, red, white, and gray hair cannot be treated.
The cozy be-lasered emporium of beauty services is studded with plush armchairs, warm earth-toned walls, and friendly professionals ready to gently laze away worries with the power of a Candela hair-reduction laser. Laser light is a quick and effective method for reducing unwanted hair. A long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods.
Because an average of six treatments is typically needed to grant bare-bodied bliss, today's deal has a purchasing limit of two. The spa setting puts meddling mind matter at ease as follicles are karmically transferred to a vain population of balding mastodons. Call ahead to schedule an appointment for your free consultation and service, and learn about the bevy of other beautifying treatments offered by the Anti-Aging Centers of Connecticut.
Though Anti-Aging Centers of Connecticut usually offers a fourth treatment free with a three-treatment package, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Valid only for neck, bikini line, underarms, feet, lip and chin, and sideburns. Treatment will not work on blond, red, white, or gray hair. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Anti-Aging Centers
The husband and wife team of Leon and Barbara Prete helm Anti-Aging Centers staff, who have spent more than 10 years shining bodies with noninvasive beams during laser treatments. Equipped with the brand-new Lipo-Light Pro and more Candela lasers than a hoarding supervillain, their nurses target hair, skin imperfections, and unwanted fat. Their skin-resurfacing sublative treatment, on the other hand, swaps lasers out for bipolar radio frequencies that delve deep into the skin to help treat wrinkles, enlarged pores, acne scars, and other issues. Prior to each aesthetic or medical treatment, staff conducts consultations, during which clients can warm their hands and shivering finger puppets around cups of complimentary tea as they forge a customized treatment plan.