For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon to the Anti-Aging Centers of Connecticut in West Haven. Choose between the following options:
- For $145, you get a full-face Smoothbeam laser treatment (a $295 value).
- For $175, you get three spider-vein laser treatments (a $450 value).
Anti-Aging Centers' advanced treatments are designed to zap away surly skin conditions with the power of electrode-enriched applied sciences, enhancing the appearance of skin. Employing the patented laser-assisted skin-renewal process, the Smoothbeam 1450 nm diode laser is designed to specifically target sebaceous glands, the root cause of acne and most slasher film remakes. Targeting the full face, the Smoothbeam's singular rays heat collagen in the upper dermis, stimulating the formation of new collagen that can improve the appearance of acne, scars, and fine lines around the eyes.
The dermal redecorators at Anti-Aging Center also target unsightly spider veins with the GentleYAG laser, which disrupts blood flow to unsightly vessels. Over the course of three 15-minute treatments, Anti-Aging Centers' technicians will beam and beautify limbs with a laser-light extravaganza, much like the lasers displayed by the campaign suit of California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man.
The husband and wife team of Leon and Barbara Prete helm Anti-Aging Centers staff, who have spent more than 10 years shining bodies with noninvasive beams during laser treatments. Equipped with the brand-new Lipo-Light Pro and more Candela lasers than a hoarding supervillain, their nurses target hair, skin imperfections, and unwanted fat. Their skin-resurfacing sublative treatment, on the other hand, swaps lasers out for bipolar radio frequencies that delve deep into the skin to help treat wrinkles, enlarged pores, acne scars, and other issues. Prior to each aesthetic or medical treatment, staff conducts consultations, during which clients can warm their hands and shivering finger puppets around cups of complimentary tea as they forge a customized treatment plan.