What You'll Get
Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona body-contouring sessions on one part of the body at Anti-Aging Centers of Connecticut in West Haven (a $1,999 value).
Having set their slimming sights on business cofounder Barbara Prete with pleasing results, the licensed staff at Anti-Aging Centers of Connecticut confidently tones patients' waists, hips, and thighs with the FDA-approved treatment. Zerona's low-level lasers strive to shed inches, reduce cellulite, and win World's Greatest Dad mugs by emulsifying deposits of fat within each cell, causing newly liquefied fat to be absorbed by the lymphatic system. Guests lie beneath Zerona's noninvasive lights for 20–60 minutes, depending on the targeted area and body size, and the center recommends nine or 12 sessions for clients with a BMI of more than 30% or who are more than 25 pounds overweight. Anti-Aging Centers of Connecticut guarantees that at least 3.5 inches will melt off waists, hips, or thighs, or a technician will perform six more Zerona sessions or a one-man show about remorse for free.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use all treatments on same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Anti-Aging Centers
The husband and wife team of Leon and Barbara Prete helm Anti-Aging Centers staff, who have spent more than 10 years shining bodies with noninvasive beams during laser treatments. Equipped with the brand-new Lipo-Light Pro and more Candela lasers than a hoarding supervillain, their nurses target hair, skin imperfections, and unwanted fat. Their skin-resurfacing sublative treatment, on the other hand, swaps lasers out for bipolar radio frequencies that delve deep into the skin to help treat wrinkles, enlarged pores, acne scars, and other issues. Prior to each aesthetic or medical treatment, staff conducts consultations, during which clients can warm their hands and shivering finger puppets around cups of complimentary tea as they forge a customized treatment plan.