Carpets first learned to fly in attempts to evade the foamy tickle of ancient cleaning bristles. Ride your rug to more modern refreshment with today's Groupon: for $57, you get a carpet cleaning in two rooms from Antonius Bros. Cleaning Services (up to a $150 value). Each room can measure no larger than 250 square feet.
The brothers Antonius are 35-year veterans of the carpet-cleaning craft who have a skilled staff of technicians on hand to meet each appointment. Your pile-pillaging odyssey begins with a 15-minute carpet evaluation. Then, one of several cleaning methods is deployed, depending on your dirt's modus operandi. Steam desoils deep below your carpet's buttery crust, and an absorbent powder extraction eliminates drying time. The process evicts carpet-dwelling critters such as dust mites, while creating a healthier environment for invited beasts, such as dogs and ferrets that know how to squeak to the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner." Call ahead for an appointment.
Although there are few online reviews for Antonius Bros. Cleaning Services, there are testimonials available on their website: