What You'll Get
An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own pyramid scheme. Nourish your self-image with this Groupon.
$999 for Eight Velasmooth Sessions ($1,999 Value) and an Optional Two-Week Weight-Loss Plan ($250 Value; Up to $2,249 Total Value)
During an initial 90-minute visit, the doctor consults with clients before beginning the first Velasmooth treatment on the chosen area—buttocks, thighs, hips, abdomen, upper arms, love handles, or saddlebags. Subsequent treatments occur twice per week on the same area. Additionally, an optional two-week startup weight-loss program aims to augment results with nurse consultations as well as lab work, EKG measurements, one B12 shot to boost mood and energy, a 30-day supply of vitamins, and a 30-day supply of fat-burning calcium pyruvate. Groupon holders can continue the program for a discounted price of $45 per week.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required or $50 fee will apply. Must use all 8 sessions on 1 body area. Sessions must be used by the same person. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About AnuYou Institute
Board-certified Dr. Hirsch operates an airy, honey-hued haven where day-spa services relax patrons and clinical skincare treatments reinvigorate complexions. In the lobby, stones assemble themselves into the desk's rustic façade, which curves beneath hanging lamps that set glossy black ceiling accents aglow. Earth-toned squares tile the walls and floor of high-ceilinged massage rooms, and coral-colored nailcare rooms swaddle pedicure thrones in a warm glow. Though the institute specializes in fillers, they also treat clients with cellulite-reduction therapies and age-related hormone replacements in addition to spa services. With all of these services, AnuYou Institute has had over 3,000 satisfied clients.