Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a two-month gym-membership package at Anytime Fitness (a $315.90 total value). This Groupon is valid at the following locations: Schertz, New Braunfels, Seguin, Bulverde, Kyle, San Marcos, Canyon Lake, and Buda. The package includes the following:
- A two-month gym membership (a $97.90 value)
- Enrollment fee (a $79 value)
- Key fee (a $19 value)
- Two personal-training sessions with a body-composition analysis (a $120 value)
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 365 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of a two-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to train them to run a marathon in a swimming pool filled with mud.
During two 30-minute personal-training sessions, Anytime’s staff of fitness gurus helps exercisers set new fitness goals, revise and personalize workout programs, and correct form during strenuous pinky power-lifting. Clients will also step onto a body-fat-analysis scale, which spits out data on the body’s proportions of fat, water weight, and muscle, along with their BMI. Armed with this information and the trainer’s tips, patrons can more effectively march, stretch, or lift their way toward more sculpted physiques through Anytime’s forest of equipment.
Each one of Anytime Fitness’s more than 2,000 coed fitness clubs grant 24-hour secured access to weight machines, cardio equipment, and private showers. Locations showcase exercise machines from manufacturers such as Hammer Strength and Life Fitness, with treadmills and ellipticals sporting monitors for watching TV. The fitness emporium's staff of certified trainers lead personal training sessions customized to the results of body-composition analyses and the moisture capacities of sweatbands. The staff are always friendly, making Anytime an inviting place to train.