Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-month membership package at Anytime Fitness in Haslett (a $64.99 total value). The package includes:
- One month of unlimited gym access and fitness classes (a $39.99 value)
- One month of unlimited tanning (a $15 value)
- An Anytime Fitness T-shirt (a $10 value)
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 365 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of a one-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to train them to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. A corresponding carte of fitness classes furthers healthy pursuits while fostering camaraderie. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with one month of unlimited tanning in a bevy of beds that paint ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze.
The staff at Anytime Fitness works ‘round the clock, 365 days per year, to ensure that its clients have no excuses when it comes to meeting their fitness goals. In addition to providing 24-hour access, the facility is protected by 24-hour security so that members can build muscle and hasten heart rates in peace. While some gaze at TVs while using the Precor treadmills, ellipticals, and bikes, others make use of free weights and circuit-training equipment or take group classes. After their workouts, they can cool down in a private shower.