Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a three-month membership (a $17 value, including a $50 enrollment and keycard fee), two personal training sessions (a $50 value each), and unlimited tanning (a $19.99 value/month) at Anytime Fitness (a $329.93 total value). Today's deal is valid at the Anytime Fitness locations in Albuquerque and Rio Rancho, which––as the name suggests––are open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with nonstop security.
Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of Anytime Fitness’s three-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to transform workout novices into pumping professionals capable of running a marathon inside a swimming pool filled with mud. A free fitness orientation––offered to each new member––helps determine an optimal fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying program, and two personal training sessions help self-sculptors attain results. This deal also includes three months of unlimited tanning to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure clients have no excuse not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses. The gym's convenient customer parking, private restrooms and showers, and HDTVs round out the workout experience.