Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-month membership (a $54.13 value), including unlimited tanning and one month of unlimited health-information-website access (a $4.25 value), and a one-hour personal-training session (a $45 value; a $103.38 total value), at Anytime Fitness with locations in Amarillo and Canyon. An additional $10 refundable deposit will be required to provide Groupon customers with their 24-hour-access keycard.
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of a one-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with one month of included unlimited tanning to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze. Anytime Fitness's health website can provide members with tips and advice for their body-improvement journey, and the one-hour personal-training session gives members undivided attention and advice on how best to bulk up, slim down, or boost health without needing to buy new pants. As an added bonus, this Groupon waives the enrollment fee.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure members have zero excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska location during solar eclipses.