What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a three-month membership, two personal training sessions, and three months of unlimited tanning at Anytime Fitness in Ballantyne (a $245 total value). Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with non-stop security.
Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of Anytime Fitness’s three-month membership ($105, plus a $50 enrollment and key-card fee), which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. A free fitness orientation, offered to each new member, helps determine an optimal fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying program, and two personal training sessions (included in your membership) help self-sculptors attain results. This deal also includes three months of unlimited tanning ($30/month) to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses. The gym's convenient customer parking, private restrooms and showers, and HDTVs round out the workout experience.
This Groupon is only valid at the Ballantyne location.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Valid only at Ballantyne location. Not valid with other offers. Registration required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.