Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get a 30-day membership package at Anytime Fitness (up to a $94.95 total value), which includes:
- A 30-day VIP membership (up to a $49.95 value).
- A one-month membership to AnytimeHealth.com (a $20 value).
- 30 days of unlimited tanning (up to a $25 value).<p>
This Groupon is valid at 25 area locations. When activating this deal, Groupon holders must pay a $40 key-card deposit that will be returned at the end of the 30-day period.
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 365 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie-burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of a one-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, weights, and machines to train them to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with 30 days of unlimited tanning in a bevy of beds that paint ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze. And pair external improvements with internal fettle by perusing AnytimeHealth.com’s informative articles that delve into such health-centric topics as how to stay on track over the holidays and how to politely stage a weight-loss intervention with Santa.
Anytime Fitness is a busy, popular fitness chain that works to remove common obstacles to working out. At any one of the 21 locations this Groupon is valid for, clients have 24/7 access to the gym’s cardio and strength-training equipment, and some locations offer group fitness classes, such as Zumba and small group training. Certified personal trainers are available to help those looking to take their workouts to the next level, and members can finish their exercise routines with a stop off at the onsite tanning booth to add a summery glow to muscles.