What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $29, you get one month of unlimited health-club access and three personal-training sessions at Anytime Fitness (a $189.98 total value) in Germantown. Anytime Fitness is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and every day of the year with nonstop security. The open schedule ensures you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses. A 30-day all-access membership (a $69 value) gives bodies access to enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them capable of running a marathon inside a swimming pool filled with mud. Three half-hour personal-training sessions (a $30 value each) will help body sculptors create a chiseling plan and familiarize sheepish biceps with their new, confidence-boosting dumbbell friends.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 11/20/11, membership expires 30 days from activation date. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.