Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $29, you get 30 days of unlimited health-club and tanning access, plus three personal-training sessions at Anytime Fitness (a $189 total value).
Anytime Fitness is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and every day of the year with nonstop security. The open schedule ensures you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses. A 30-day all-access membership (a $69 value) gives bodies access to enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them capable of running a marathon inside a swimming pool filled with mud.
Three half-hour personal-training sessions (a $30 value each) will help body sculptors create a chiseling plan and familiarize sheepish biceps with their new, confidence-boosting dumbbell friends. Highlight the results of this muscle-mass-magnifying month with a month of unlimited tanning (a $30 value), which paints new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze. Those who wish to bond with newly adopted muscles can continue their membership after the Groupon and take their buffed up pals on a cross-country road trip, accessing any of Anytime Fitness' more than 1,500 worldwide clubs along the way.