What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a two-month membership, two personal training sessions, and one month of unlimited tanning at Anytime Fitness (a $229.80 value). Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with non-stop security. You can use this Groupon to activate your membership at one of two area locations, in Newington and West Hartford.
Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of Anytime Fitness’s two-month membership (a $34.95 value per month), which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud, while two personal training sessions (a $75 value) familiarizes sheepish biceps with their new, confidence-boosting dumbbell friends. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying with one month of unlimited tanning (a $34.95 value) to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze. As an added bonus, this Groupon includes the $49.95 gym enrollment fee.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses.
YahooLocals give the West Hartford location of Anytime Fitness a solid four-star average.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy mult. as gifts. Valid only at listed locations. Must activate by 8/7; benefits expire 2 mo. from activation date (tanning exp. 1 mo. from act.). New clients only. Tanning at Berlin location only. Tax & gratuity not incl'd. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.