What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a three-month membership, two personal-training sessions, and three months of unlimited tanning at Anytime Fitness on East Windmill Lane (a $316.97 value).
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and every day of the year with nonstop security. The open schedule ensures you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses. After a complimentary fitness orientation, new members receive a personal access card, granting round-the-clock entry and ensuring the security of the gym.
A three-month membership gives bodies access to enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them capable of running a marathon inside a swimming pool filled with mud (a $117 value). The one-hour personal-training sessions will help body sculptors create a chiseling plan and familiarize sheepish biceps with their new, confidence-boosting dumbbell friends (a $140 value). Highlight the results of these muscle-mass-magnifying months with three months of unlimited tanning, which paints new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze (a $59.97 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 7/20/11, membership expires 3 months from activation date. Reservation required. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Anytime Fitness
Anytime Fitness, which boasts 1689 clubs in North America, makes it easier for average folks to etch out time for exercise by doing one simple thing: staying open 24 hours a day for 365 days a year. As fit seekers challenge themselves on cardio and strength machines and hoist free weights in clean, well-stocked facilities, security monitoring ensures they're safe and producing enough sweat to meet official government standards. Members can also ramp up their exercise regimens with the help of Anytime Fitness' staff of personal trainers, who demonstrate moves and sling motivating tips. After workouts, guests can shower in the private restrooms or bop into one of the tanning booths available 24 hours a day.