Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a two-month membership, which includes unlimited tanning, at Anytime Fitness in Haslett (a $109.98 value). An additional $10 deposit will be required to provide Groupon customers with their 24-hour-access keycard.
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of a two-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with two months of included unlimited tanning to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze. As an added bonus, this Groupon waives the enrollment fee.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses.
The staff at Anytime Fitness works ‘round the clock, 365 days per year, to ensure that its clients have no excuses when it comes to meeting their fitness goals. In addition to providing 24-hour access, the facility is protected by 24-hour security so that members can build muscle and hasten heart rates in peace. While some gaze at TVs while using the Precor treadmills, ellipticals, and bikes, others make use of free weights and circuit-training equipment or take group classes. After their workouts, they can cool down in a private shower.