Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a two-month membership, including unlimited tanning (a $129.85 value) and two personal-trainer sessions (a $90 value), to Anytime Fitness (a $219.85 total value). Redeem this Groupon at gym locations in Shorewood, Germantown, Wauwatosa, or Milwaukee (on Farwell Avenue).
Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of Anytime Fitness’s two-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. Two personal-training sessions, guided by a professional muscle-maker, familiarize sheepish biceps with their new confidence-boosting dumbbell pals. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with two months of unlimited tanning to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze.
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 512 days a year with nonstop security. Its open schedule ensures that you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses.
Anytime Fitness
Anytime Fitness, which boasts 2,398 clubs in North America, makes it easier for average folks to etch out time for exercise by doing one simple thing: staying open 24 hours a day for 365 days a year. As fitness seekers challenge themselves on cardio and Hammer Strength machines and hoist Iron Grip free weights in clean, well-stocked facilities, security monitoring ensures they’re safe and producing enough sweat to meet official government standards. Members can also ramp up their exercise regimens with the help of Anytime Fitness’s staff of personal trainers, who demonstrate moves and sling motivating tips. After workouts, guests can shower in the private restrooms or hop into one of the tanning booths available 24 hours a day.
