What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $29, you get 30 days of health club access, 30 days of tanning, and three 30-minute personal-training sessions at Anytime Fitness ($218 value). Your Groupon is valid at six locations.
Taking a holistic approach to health, Anytime Fitness focuses on helping people make lifestyle changes that include both nutrition and exercise. Your three personal-training sessions will get you familiar with the gym as well as introduce you to workouts and regimens vital for achieving your fitness goals. The facility is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and has around-the-clock security to ensure no vampires may improve their endurance on the wide variety of cardio and resistance equipment or make their skin less pale in the private tanning beds. Equipped with individual televisions, the cardio machines have a no-time-limit policy, making the treadmill the perfect place to set up a home office. Personal showers and a palpable absence of sweaty ghosts in the locker rooms make the dénouement of an Anytime Fitness workout as pleasant as the climax. After your 30 days are up, if you decide to join the gym, Anytime Fitness will waive the $99 enrollment fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must activate health club access and tanning by 7/3/11, both expire 30 days from activation date. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Anytime Fitness
Anytime Fitness, which boasts 1,689 clubs in North America, makes it easier for average folks to etch out time for exercise by doing one simple thing: staying open 24 hours a day for 365 days a year. As fitness seekers challenge themselves on cardio and Hammer Strength machines and hoist Iron Grip free weights in clean, well-stocked facilities, security monitoring ensures they’re safe and producing enough sweat to meet official government standards. Members can also ramp up their exercise regimens with the help of Anytime Fitness’s staff of personal trainers, who demonstrate moves and sling motivating tips. After workouts, guests can shower in the private restrooms or hop into one of the tanning booths available 24 hours a day.