Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-month membership, including unlimited tanning and two personal-training sessions (up to a $216 value), at Anytime Fitness. An additional $20 refundable deposit will be required to provide Groupon buyers with a 24-hour-access keycard. Choose from the following locations: Albertville, Champlin, and Mounds View.
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with nonstop security. The one-month membership equips novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike with the treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights necessary to garner enough fitness to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. Two personal-training sessions provide members with one-on-one coaching to help hurdle over fitness plateaus and imbue health hunters with expert advice on nutrition and exercise routines. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with one month of included unlimited tanning to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze. As an added bonus, this Groupon waives the enrollment fee.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska location during solar eclipses.
Although Anytime Fitness sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon is still the best deal available.