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Reviewed June 20, 2014
What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a 30-day trial membership, including unlimited fitness and tanning and one personal-training session at Anytime Fitness (an $84.90 value). Your trial membership can be used at the Mobile Anytime Fitness on East I-65 Service Road, which, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with non-stop security.
During your month-long trial membership at Anytime Fitness ($25 enrollment fee, $34.95 for fitness, $24.95 charge for key), you can re-bloom your wilted health with the state-of-the-art facility's diverse range of cardio and strength equipment. Exploit muscles for non-financial gain with free weights, tone legs on the treadmills, undergo a demanding tour de fitness-center via exercise bikes, or just catch up on reruns of Homeboys from Outer Space on the flat-screen TVs located on the treadmills, ellipticals, and Lifecycle machines. If the flawed workout plan you concocted yourself results only in frighteningly muscular ring fingers, one of Anytime's motivating trainers can prescribe a regimen designed to help you meet your fitness goals during the personal-training session included in your trial membership. Complete the sculpting of your flesh-statue with an Apollo finish in Anytime's tanning beds and then purify yourself of sweat and fried-cheese memories in Anytime's private showers.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska location during solar eclipses. For extra motivation, buy multiple Groupons for any fit friends who motivate you to work out—or will at least be there to dab your brow with a towel and whisper subtle compliments in your sweaty ear.
Participants who choose to continue their membership get a waived key card fee and enrollment fee. Rates will continue at $30 per month ($34.95 normally).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate pass by 11/04/11, pass expires 30 days from activation date. Must be 12 or older, under 15 needs adult supervision. $10 refundable deposit. Valid at this location only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Anytime Fitness
Anytime Fitness, which boasts more than 2,500 clubs worldwide, makes it easier for average folks to etch out time for exercise by doing one simple thing: staying open 24 hours a day for 365 days a year. As fitness seekers challenge themselves on cardio and Precor machines and hoist UMax free weights in clean, well-stocked facilities, security monitoring ensures they’re safe and producing enough sweat to meet official government standards. Members can also ramp up their exercise regimens with the help of Anytime Fitness’s staff of personal trainers, who demonstrate moves and sling motivating tips. After workouts, guests can shower in the private restrooms or hop into one of the tanning booths available 24 hours a day.