What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a two-month membership and unlimited kickboxing classes (a $67.98 value, plus a $29.99 activation fee) at Anytime Fitness’s Port Orange location (a $97.97 total value). Customers are asked to provide a $10 refundable deposit for an access key.
During a two-month membership at Anytime Fitness, muscle-molders re-bloom wilted health with the state-of-the-art facility's diverse range of cardio and strength equipment. Exploit muscles for nonfinancial gain with free weights, tone legs on the treadmills, undergo a demanding tour de fitness-center via exercise bikes, or just catch up on reruns of Homeboys from Outer Space on the gym's HDTV monitors. Fitness foragers can augment workout plans with unlimited high-aerobic kickboxing classes, held Mondays and Wednesdays at 6 p.m. Once you have satisfactorily sculpted a chiseled flesh-statue, you can purify yourself of sweat and fried-cheese memories in Anytime's private restrooms and showers.
Anytime Fitness's 24/7/365 open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses. The gym's convenient customer parking and HDTVs round out the workout experience.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 1/2/12, membership expires 2mos from activation date. New customers only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.