Like a treehouse, a gym never lets nonmembers inside, and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a three-month membership to Anytime Fitness in Shiloh (a $155 value).
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of a three-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside a swimming pool filled with mud. As an added bonus, this Groupon waives the enrollment fee.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape, unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska location during solar eclipses.
1207 Thouvenot Ln.
Shiloh, Illinois 62269