Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a one-month membership at Anytime Fitness (a $40 value) redeemable at either the Mahan Drive or the newly opened Monroe Street location. Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with non-stop security.
Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of Anytime Fitness’s one-month membership, which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. The nationally-certified fitness force at Anytime offers personal training and nutrition counseling for a customized healthy living experience. With personal LCD TVs and headphones on every piece of cardio equipment, cardio cats can infuse their heart-pumping routine with a hearty dose of entertainment.
Anytime Fitness's open schedule makes sure you have no excuses not to get in shape—unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska, location during solar eclipses. The gym's 24-hour security, convenient customer parking, private restrooms and showers, and HDTVs round out the exercise soiree.