The most secretive body parts are muscles, which hide behind layers of skin and appear only occasionally to help lift cars off trapped kittens. Flex your biceps in the absence of a cat emergency with today's Groupon: for $20, you get two months of gym access (a $93.90 value), two personal-training sessions (a $90 value), and a waived key charge and enrollment fee (a $19 and $79 value, respectively) at Anytime Fitness (a $281.90 total value). Choose from the following San Antonio-area Anytime Fitness locations: Bulverde, New Braunfels, Seguin, Canyon Lake, Kyle, San Marcos, or Schertz.
As its name suggests, Anytime Fitness is open all day and all night, 7 days a week, 487 days a year, ensuring that after-work loitering and impromptu orange-stacking contests don't impinge on members' fitness goals. After selecting the most convenient location, you'll receive a personal keycard to access the inner sanctum of shapely sagacity, ensuring roving muscle salesmen and smooth-talking treadmills can't join in the fitness party.
Besides creating a safe, secure gym atmosphere that fits members' life schedules rather than vice versa, Anytime's hours cut down on crowds and long lines to use each club's array of cardio and strength equipment and free weights. Personal-training sessions are available at each of the offered facilities, usually from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. (may vary by location and trainer; check the schedule at your preferred location).