Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a chiropractic package at Apex Chiropractic & Wellness (up to a $265 total value). The package includes the following items:

• Exam (a $45 value)
• X-rays, if necessary (a $160 value)
• One-hour massage (a $60 value)<p>

Dr. Brian J. Rae and the certified massage therapists at Apex Chiropractic & Wellness attend to spines and tense muscles with an array of rejuvenating chiropractic and massage services. After new patients air out health concerns during a consultation, Dr. Brian spends 20–30 minutes exploring spines, checking posture and nascent dorsal fins while testing reflexes and flexibility. If necessary, x-rays reveal the hidden goings-on between vertebrae and can help bring an upright holiday spirit to yourself or lopsided loved ones, helping to establish a record of degeneration or improvement and devise treatment plans. During the massage, a therapist draws from an array of massage modalities to coax out tension and soreness with deft strokes and heartfelt Phil Collins ballads.